Being Canadian
Being Canadian is:
Worrying about taxes
Being actually able to find other countries on the map
Spelling words with our own distinctive flavour
Appreciating the finer points of Curling
Being able to sew our flag onto our belongings with pride
Being equal, but different
Understanding what "hoser" really means
Knowing what the heck a Timbit is
Trying to make peace, not war
Eating Beaver Tails, mmmmm…
Sitting through traffic jams that have no cause at all
Living in a culturally diverse society
Getting a French instruction manual for something that's completely in English
Being yourself, no matter what anybody tells you
Knowing the true colour of money
Wearing a toque with style
Being Canadian and damn proud of it